Whether you’re the next Susan Boyle or you’re one of the ones everyone laughs at that’s featured in the horribly embarrassing audition tapes, when you’re in the confines and complacency of your own shower, you’re the best there is and the best there ever will be.

We’ve compiled some of our staff’s go-to shower songs that we find ourselves belting into shampoo bottle microphones while we get our beautiful bodies clean. Check out our choices below and share with us what songs you find yourself singing in the shower the most!

Kellie Gannon – Head Of Photography

Kelly Clarkson – “A Moment Like This”
Kelly Clarkson for three reasons – 1) That was the only American Idol season I watched. 2) I’m told all the time I look like her. 3) If my photography career doesn’t work out, maybe an impersonator gig is my true calling.

Michael Meeze – Music History Lesson columnist

‎TLC – “Waterfalls”
Water beating on my chest as Left Eye beats the bars wets my willy every time. More details needed?

Brian Lion – Interviewer/Editor

Goo Goo Dolls – “Iris”
I don’t get why every person in the world isn’t singing this in the shower. It’s sexy and it’s pure love and my shower rendition is flawless. If Johnny Rzeznik ever gets booted, I know Goo Goo Dolls will be grabbing me right out of the shower and putting me on stage… naked.

Grace Ní Dhúfaigh – The Foreign Ferocity/Reviewer

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts – “Do You Wanna Touch Me?”
I feel no explanation is required.

Tyler Osborne – News contributor/Reviewer

Green Day – “Nice Guys Finish Last”
My shower playlist changes a lot depending on my mood and when I take it during the day, but “Nice Guys Finish Last” has been one of those songs that has been there consistently since I was really young. Picture me naked pretending to play the guitar.

Grant Trimboli – Chief Operations Manager/News writer

Funeral For A Friend – “Juneau”
One on those songs you can be in any mood to listen to. Fun, catchy, upbeat and it simply rocks out.

Adrian Garza – Reviewer/News contributor

Say Anything – “Alive With The Glory Of Love”
Not sure about why I sing this song in the shower so often, but I’ve found myself singing it for quite some time now, and I have absolutely no problem with that whatsoever.

Jacob Tender – Managing News Editor/Feature writer

Green Day – “Jesus of Suburbia”
Since it’s debut in 2004, American Idiot has always been my Shower record. In fact, the copy I burned has only left my bathroom radio a handful of times. The songs I choose to bathe to from that record, however, are completely dependent on the amount of time I have to get clean. If I have no appointment, I listen to “Jesus In Suburbia” 3 times, then rinse off one last time and dry my head.

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