Flavor Flav Allegedly Chases Teenager With Knives

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Public Enemy rapper Flavor Flav was recently arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, as we reported yesterday. Now the details have come out: the story is the New Yorker (allegedly) threw his girlfriend, 39 year old Elizabeth Trujillo, to the ground, then (allegedly) ripped out her earrings, at which point the teen (allegedly) jumped in to try and save her. Flav is accused of then chasing the teenage boy with knives in each hand and breaking a door to get to him.

The argument the caused this whole mess started was about whether Flav was cheating on Trujillo. He is irresistible to women (allegedly). Since yesterday, he’s posted bail and will appear in court next week. Let’s hope that justice or innocence comes quick and isn’t postponed over and over like a certain other front man.

Dan Bogosian

I finished school with a music theory degree. Before I finished school, I was a janitor. You really should apologize to all the janitors you've ever had. You hurt them. Seriously. You did.

But, now that we've cleared that up and you called your high school janitor, know that I quit being a janitor to pursue writing about music. So here I am, and here you are, and hey how are you?
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  • “He is irresistible to women (allegedly).” is the single best piece of journalism I have ever laid my eyes on. I’m not even being sarcastic, I am hysterical. Bravo.

  • this comment makes me happy I exist.