February 14th, 2013 
Dan Bogosian 
According to the most hypercritical news post I’ve seen made on a website other than UTG, HiM have signed to Razor & Tie Records. Their next album, Tears On Tape, will be released on April 30. At first, I thought that album title was just a play on sadder sounding music, but it turns out that it is actually the album title.
A tour is expected to be announced next week, according to the press release. Tears On Tape will be the first record the band has done since 2010’s Screamworks: Love in Theory and Practice released on Sire Records. Overall, fans have a reason to be happy for new music and a tour.
I finished school with a music theory degree. Before I finished school, I was a janitor. You really should apologize to all the janitors you've ever had. You hurt them. Seriously. You did.
But, now that we've cleared that up and you called your high school janitor, know that I quit being a janitor to pursue writing about music. So here I am, and here you are, and hey how are you?
But, now that we've cleared that up and you called your high school janitor, know that I quit being a janitor to pursue writing about music. So here I am, and here you are, and hey how are you?
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You’re getting the two “HIM”‘s mixed up. The real signing is for the alternative rock/goth band, HIM (all capitols). Your album choices and the lowercase ‘i’ in the name reference the Post-Rock band.