UTG’s 31 Days Of Halloween: ‘Bad Milo’


Of all the holidays celebrated worldwide, no single day is more loved by the UTG staff than Halloween. With the arrival of October, the time has finally come to begin rolling out a plethora of features and special announcements we have prepared in celebration of our favorite day, including the one you’re about to read.

31 Days Of Halloween is a recurring daily feature that will run throughout the month of October. The hope and goal of this column is to supply every UTG reader with a daily horror (or Halloween themed) movie recommendation that is guaranteed to amplify your All Hallows’ Eve festivities. We’ll be watching every film the day it’s featured, and we hope you’ll follow along at home. If you have a suggestion, contact us and we may include your favorite scarefest in an upcoming column!

Day 4: Bad Milo (2013)

As a child you probably watched shows like Sesame Street and The Muppets. Instead of realizing that these puppets were just a hand covered in felt and plastic you believed that they were real creatures that existed in the world. This conditioning at a young age to suspend disbelief and accept that what you see on screen is real is what fuels the magic of TV and film, especially when there is an animatronic monster involved. The creature genre of horror utilizes this to entertain us with everything from the giant beasts of the 50’s to the more modern critters like Gremlins. This year a film took everything we know and love about comedy/horror monster movies and tore it a new asshole of absurdity. That film is Bad Milo.

What makes Bad Milo so special? For starters this B-movie has a talented and recognizable cast. Everyone is here from “Oh, that guy!” to “Hey, isn’t that the chick from that TV show?”. The lead role (Duncan) is played convincingly by Ken Marino, but Milo really steals the show. Oh, Milo is the stress monster that lives in Duncan’s ass. Yes, you read that correct, this movie is about a monster that lives in someones ass.

Also he eats people because horror!

Bad Milo is one of the most fun movies I have seen in all of 2013. It has it all: plenty of cheesy horror, a premise more absurd than a Nic Cage movie, and a monster that lives in a guy’s ass. Without a doubt one of my favorite moments in the whole film happens early on when Milo attacks a man who is masturbating in an alley and lets just say the man dies in one of the most horrific manners that could befall a male. Plus, there is a monster that lives in a guy’s ass.

I cannot think of a better movie to add to your next horror hang out session with your friends. ‘Tis the season, after all, so call up some buddies and make sure you experience Bad Milo, which is available now on VOD and in select theaters.

Editorial written by: Justin Proper – Follow him on Twitter
Last year’s Day 4 film: Some Guy Who Kills People


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