Stream Filthy New R. Kelly Album ‘Black Panties’

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This morning, not long after we posted an editorial on Black Panties bonus track, “Show Ya Pussy,” Vibe put up a stream of the new R. Kelly album. It’s eighteen tracks of rhythm, blues, bumping and grinding, as filthy as is expected of an album named after a rain of panties thrown down on R. Kelly. Ludacris, Kelly Rowland, Jeezy, Future, Juicy J, Migos, and everyone’s favorite feature, 2 Chainz, appear on the album, which is due out on December 10.

Now, some may question if the album can live up to the non-stop, no-holds-barred orgy the world expects a new R. Kelly album to be. Those people are fools to underestimate how freaky R. Kelly will gladly get. “Do What U Want” is Kidz Bop, a ditty that wilts in the long shadow of Black Panties. Oreos will never be looked at the same way. R. Kelly does anything and everything he wants, including breaking the record for times the word “pussy” is uttered in a song (probably) and making the third song on the album a three-minute skit.

Listen for yourself. For best comedic results, do so with headphones on while in a room full of unsuspecting strangers. Your reactions will bewilder them. Their bewilderment will delight you. Somewhere, R. Kelly is cackling on a bed covered in hundred dollar bills.

Tyler Hanan

Tyler raves about movies on the Let The Right Films In podcast. Listen to him make jokes over his beleaguered cohost Kayla St. Onge and their more qualified guests who deserve so much better at soundcloud.com/ltrfipod. Find him on Twitter @tylerhanan.
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