Unless you made an excellent decision by entirely avoiding the internet during last night’s MTV Video Music Awards, you probably already know that Miley Cyrus hosted the train-wreck affair. You also probably know that she took every opportunity to remind the crowd that she’s a hip youngster who partakes in smoking the pot, and she closed out the night by performing a new song called “Dooo It!” with The Flaming Lips’ Wayne Coyne. As the credits rolled, Miley announced that her new record titled Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz is already available as a free download, as previously speculated.

I stayed up for a few hours after the show to make some attempt to listen to this album, because we here at UTG have a history with Miley and her dead pets. I’m proud to announce that I have listened through all of Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz, and I’m left with more questions than answers.

Questions I asked myself while listening to this record included:

• “How many label executives in suits had to listen to this album before it was released?”
• “Why does Wayne from The Flaming Lips have a writing credit on nearly every song?”
• “Oh god, this album is 23 tracks long. Why is this album 23 tracks long?”
• “I wonder if Miley Cyrus smokes weed. This is unclear to me.”

Listen to Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz below, or log off of the internet and do something productive.

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John Bazley

John Bazley was raised in central New Jersey by the romantic aura of the Asbury Park beachfront, punk rock, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4. He is still trying to figure all of this stuff out.

In addition to UTG, John has contributed to Alternative Press and Full Frequency Media. Follow him on Twitter for pictures of his dog.

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