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REST IN PEACE: Robin Williams (1951-2014)

This is one of the hardest headlines I have ever had to write. The world has lost one of the funniest and most talented souls to ever walk its surface, and I am fighting back tears with each key stroke. News is breaking this evening that legendary comedian and silver screen icon Robin Williams was […]

Rest In Peace: Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014)

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that award-winning actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his Manhattan apartment earlier today, February 2. He was 46 years old. Though details remain scarce at this time, WSJ says New York City Police Department has already begun investigating Hoffman’s death and that the Office of the Chief […]

BUMMER: No Malice Claims “There is no Clipse album in the works”

Well, this sure is a terrible way to start the weekend. Speaking in a new interview with The Fader, No Malice revealed that talk of a new Clipse album being in the works was a bit premature. “There is no Clipse album in the works,” he said. Talk of a new Clipse album was originally […]

Justin Bieber Jokes About Retirement, Internet Wants To Belieb He’s Telling The Truth

Oh, Justin Bieber. We can always count on you to provide us with something interesting on otherwise slow news days. While taking part in a radio interview this morning (12/18) with Power106 in Los Angeles, Justin Bieber told listeners he was considering walking away from music after his next album hits stores. He said, “The […]

Andy Kaufman’s Alleged Daughter Revealed To Be NYC Actress

Sometimes the best things in life really are too good to be true. Just hours after the world began losing their minds over the news iconic comedian Andy Kaufman may still be alive, the fine folks at The Smoking Gun have poked a few holes in the story of the woman who claims to be […]

Holy Sh!t: Comedy Icon Andy Kaufman May Still Be Alive

This is without a doubt the strangest story you will hear all week. I’ll try to keep it brief, but just know there is a lot of ground that needs to be covered if you ever hope to understand the living embodiment of comedy madness that was (or is) Andy Kaufman. As far as most […]

HOLY SH!T: Jay-Z Is An Illuminati Time Traveler?

Okay folks, calm down. That headline was meant to be ridiculous and no, we do not believe Jay-Z is a member of the illuminati or an actual time traveler. Everyone knows the Stone Cutters rule the world anyways. A few years back, actor Nicolas Cage got a nice boost of press coverage when a photo […]

4Chan Members Fabricate Justin Bieber Cancer Scare; Fans Shave Heads To Show Support

Well played, 4Chan. The internet’s deepest rabbit hole of filth and violence has again made headlines for doing something quasi-good. Last night, a group of users from the popular image-based message board devised a campaign around the notion that Justin Bieber had developed cancer and was forced to shave his head. The pranksters covered their […]

“Definitely No” Black Sabbath reunion

UTG just received a statement from Geezer Butler regarding rumors that the original lineup of Black Sabbath were planning to reunite this year. Butler wrote, “I would like to make it clear, because of mounting speculation and rumours, that there will be definitely no reunion of all four original members of Black Sabbath, whether to record an album or to tour.” Sorry Sabbath fans, looks like it was all a hoax.