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MOVIE REVIEW: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

“If there’s one thing Transformers: Dark Of The Moon succeeds at it is giving you plenty of eye candy and loud noises (or anthemic rock) to distract any casual viewer from the monotony of reality. However, the film itself fails so badly that even those anticipating a bad film will be amazed. Plot holes, terrible acting, complete disregard for continuity and the origin universe, and worse, a complete lack of faith in the audience’s ability to know when it is being spoonfed pure, unfiltered garbage.”