Recently Surfaced Accusation Suggests That Britney Spears Was Breaking Bad

September 28th, 2012

Brian Leak

Let me preface this by saying, meth is death. If you want to smoke cat litter and hydrogen peroxide then you might as well throw in some bath salts and put on your bib for the face buffet.

Britney Spears’ ex-friend/manager Sam Lutfi recently sued Spears for defamation, claiming that she and her parents, Lynne and Jamie, stated that he had drugged Spears in her less-than-glorious days as well as cutting her phone lines so she couldn’t be in touch with her family. On top of that, Lutfi is demanding that Spears testify to an incident in 2007 when he “brought drug-sniffing dogs into her home… and they found a cache of crystal methedrine, which was destroyed.” Lutfi also states, “Britney should further testify that drug dogs found hot spots of drug residue in the carpeting, where her young sons [ages 1 and 3] played during visits.” He says he had covered it up at the time by shampooing and replacing the carpet in question.

Despite Lutfi expecting Spears to testify, she will not be doing so as a result of her conservatorship, first ruled in 2008; the judge has suggested that putting her on the stand would result in her “irreparable harm and immediate danger.”

After writing this, I’m wondering what “Toxic” was really about…